Gorilla!

Let’s talk about the 600-pound gorilla in the middle of the room.  (I looked it up and that is the high end of gorilla weight.)  In this case, it’s a metaphorical gorilla.  (If there is a real gorilla in the middle of the room, please stop reading and go somewhere safer.)  The metaphorical gorilla stands for weight.

Weight is a weighty topic in fitness.  We hear a lot, culturally, about the obesity epidemic.  Our doctors may cluck about our BMI.  It is probably impossible to pick up any women’s magazine without finding some kind of diet or other scheme designed to help us lose weight.  Additionally, there are some newish drugs out there that do promote weight loss.

 

There is not a lot of conclusive evidence that body weight alone is a factor in health.  People of all sizes can be strong and fit and healthy.  People who “look” healthy in terms of weight can still have heart disease, COPD, high cholesterol, and other diseases that we have been taught to associate with weight.

 

As a personal trainer and Pilates instructor, I don’t focus on weight unless it is a major priority for my clients.  I think there are much better ways to approach fitness than through the lens of weight loss (although I do, in fact, have a certification in the process).  I prefer to look on fitness as a process of feeling better in our bodies, of building capability.  Many of us, as we become stronger and more active, do naturally get slimmer, but some of us, due to various factors including diet and genetics, don’t.  This does not mean that working out is a waste of time.

 

I’m not here to judge anyone.  If someone is motivated by a smaller number on the scale, I support that.  But I also want that same person to know that they are so much more than a number.

 

Go play.

Live

My Wristy Overlord (also known as an Apple Watch) comes in handy for lots of things.  It keeps track of my exercise minutes, my calories burned during activities, and the number of different hours in which I stand up during the day.  That’s all pretty useful information.

But what I want to talk about today is what it tells me when I don’t work out.  Like everyone, I have sick days or days when I fail to prioritize workouts or travel days or days when I just don’t want to do it.  My Wristy Overlord does not care about why I did or did not do something.  It just tracks.

 

It turns out that my daily life, when I don’t work out, involves about 11 minutes of exercise-level activity.  Similarly, I burn about 350 active calories going about what the physical therapists call activities of daily living.  Standing up in twelve different hours of the day is no problem unless I’m so sick that I’m asleep for most of the day.

 

The other thing the Wristy Overlord does not track is how I feel.  Some days when I do Pilates and yoga and play a couple of hours of pickleball and go to tai chi, I feel energized and great.  Other times, not so much.  The reverse is also true:  some days when I don’t work out, I feel tired and others I feel fabulous.

 

Why am I going into so much detail about this?  Who cares?  Well, I am not the only one with a Wristy Overlord.  I’m the closest example that I can use!  The takeaway from my experience that I hope applies to others is this:  data is helpful, but not necessarily comprehensive.

 

Our goal, I hope, is not just to obey our Wristy Overlords, but to be be healthy, happy humans.  We are more than our data.

 

Let’s live.

Monday Workout: Arms

We’re really working our arms in lots of ways this week!  Three rounds.

 

leg kicks	30
rows	20
YTA	10
squat raise	30
deadlift to curl	20
lateral raise	10
jacks	30
kickbacks	20
pretty princesses	10

 

The Amazing Stickie and Sun Salutation

The Amazing Stickie loves incorporating exercises from different disciplines into her workouts because it keeps her brain stimulated along with her body.  Today she is adding some sun salutations from yoga into the mix.  She also knows that sun salutations are a lot like burpees, but without the jumping.  They still give her many of the same whole-body benefits of burpees without the impact.

 

She begins standing in good posture with her arms overhead.  From there, she bends forward with her hands on the ground and her body making an inverted V (downward dog, for you yogis and yoginis out there).  Then she flattens her body into plank position and lowers herself slowly toward the floor, like the lowering phase of a very slow pushup.  After that, she extends her arms and arches her back (keeping her shoulders down!) into an upside down backbend position (cobra or upward dog, depending on how high she lifts).  Pushing her behind up in the air, she returns to the inverted V position and from there curls up to standing again.

 

With practice, Stickie has made one position flow into the next in a relatively seamless sequence.

 

Do five to ten reps. 

Neuroplasticity

Today’s five-dollar word is neuroplasticity.  It means that we have the ability to learn new things.

 

For a long time, as we know from the proverb about old dogs, people believed that there was an end to our ability to learn.  Since then, we’ve learned better (ha!).  People can learn throughout their lives, given the right circumstances.

 

What does this have to do with fitness?  If we are doing fitness right, we should be learning new things often.  We want to create the right environment for our bodies and our minds to adapt and learn.

 

The very short version of what we want is novel experiences plus successful and fun movement.  We need our workouts to be hard enough that we have to pay attention to what we are doing but not so hard that it’s all suffering and failure.

 

Go play, and play hard! 

Greater Than

This is one of those posts that comes with my usual disclaimer:  I am not a doctor, physical therapist, or other medical professional.  I do not diagnose or treat illness or injury.  I am just a personal trainer and a Pilates instructor.  Medical treatment is crucial to our wellbeing and we should not hesitate to seek medical advice as needed.

Now that I have said that, I need to say something else.  We are not a diagnosis.

 

What do I mean?  I mean that even if we have a diagnosis from our doctor that says we have osteoporosis, or a rotator cuff tear, or plantar fasciitis, we are still strong and powerful humans with tons of ability and potential.  When we show up to work out, we obviously want to move safely, but we also want to work to the best of our ability.

 

Every diagnosis is a generalization.  How plantar fasciitis plays out in my body is not the same as it plays in anybody else’s body.  We unique unicorns need to acknowledge our diagnoses and then explore what that really means, gently and carefully, in our own bodies.  We may discover that we can do a lot more than we thought.

 

We want to respect the expertise of our doctors and also our own expertise as the only ones who have ever lived in our own bodies.

 

Go play.

Monday Workout: Variation

Small variations can be interesting!  We’re trying out prisoner squats this week.  Three rounds.

 

push press	30
flies	20
burpees	10
kb swings	30
kb twists	20
kb 8s	10
prisoner squats	30
bench press	20
quadruped	10