Monday Workouts: Burpees are back

 

We are getting aerobic this week with the return of burpees.  I’m not sorry.  Three rounds.

 

suitcase swings	30
rows	20
kickbacks	10
squat to leg lift	30
flies	20
burpees or pushups	10
mountain climbers	30
lateral raises	20
Russian twist	10

Terrifying!

For Halloween, I present some of the most common fears people have about working out and maybe some ways to cope with those fears:

 

1.     It will be too hard.  If the workout IS too hard, we don’t have to do it.  We are grown-ups and no one can make us.  We can go at our own pace, even if that pace is not the one we think we should be using.

2.     It will be embarrassing.  There are a couple of ways to deal with this one.  One is to embrace the embarrassment.  (Looking at me, every time I’ve gone to Zumba.)  Another is to work out at home or in a less-populated area of the gym or with people we trust to be kind to us. (BTW, there is a special place in hell for people who make fun of anyone working out, right next to child molesters and people who talk in the theater.) (Yes, that was a Firefly reference.)

3.     It won’t work.  Working out once is not going to transform us instantly.  It does take some time and some determination to make change.  I can say for sure that working out works better than not working out.

4.     It will work.  All of a sudden we are stronger and faster and more powerful!  Our friends and family will look at us differently!  Some of them may not like our new more awesome selves.  I’ll be blunt here:  anybody who does not want us to be our best selves does not love us.  They can go pound sand.  We don’t need that negative energy.

5.     I won’t like it.  Maybe not.  But there are tons and tons of different kinds of workouts out there.  We’ve all seen bad movies, but we don’t conclude that all movies are terrible; we just pick something else next time.

6.     I won’t know what to do.  Guess what?  There are lots of people who would love to help us with that (me included!).  The internet is full of workouts.  Gyms have helpful staff and orientation programs and actual instructors who give classes.  No one expects us to know what we are doing at the beginning; it is more than okay to get help.

 

Now the music at the gym?  That can be truly scary.  Best I can say is bring headphones. 

Food Fight?

With Halloween rapidly approaching, we have officially arrived at Food Season.  It is never easy to make healthy food choices in our sugar-and-fat-and-salt-obsessed culture, but between now and January, we are going to be basically bombarded with cake, candy, gravy, pie, latkes, bacon, stuffing, and chocolate.  How do we survive?

 

Like with everything else:  we pay attention.  Of course we want to have some of Aunt Gertrude’s special peanut brittle, but we can notice that we’re actually satisfied with a few bites rather than an entire pound of it.  Note:  this means we can have some LATER!  Also note:  if it does turn out that we want a whole pound of it, the world will not end.  We will still be valuable human beings, worth far more than whatever number the scale shows us.

 

We also practice our tact.  “Yes, Aunt Gertrude, it is truly delicious and I love that you made this for me.  I just want to save some to share with Cousin Jimmy, too.”  A lot of people (myself included) think that loving people means feeding them.  We have to be sure to acknowledge the love even when we decline the third helping.

 

We move.  It is not possible to out-exercise an entire cake, but our good exercise habits will help burn off some of the extra calories.  Cardio is good, but doing some weight training will also improve our metabolisms.

 

Worst case?  We enjoy our holidays.  I hope we savor all the good parts and skip the less good parts.

One sick workout??

I’ve had a cold for the last week or so, which means I have been thinking about whether or not to work out.  Here are some general guidelines for anyone in a similar situation.

 

First, we want to avoid “sharing” our illness with others.  This means skipping the gym workouts and the non-virtual classes and training sessions.  Having a home-based or outside workout for this situation is a good idea.  No one will like us if we share our germs, and this is especially true in pandemic times as flu season approaches.  I hope we have all learned a lot in the last while about taking care of other people’s health by staying away from them when we are sick, but it is never bad to be reminded.

 

Now that we’ve got public safety out of the way, we can address the personal issues.  One of the first things to keep in mind is that IT IS OKAY TO REST.  Sorry to shout, but it can be hard to be heard over the noise of the Protestant Work Ethic and all that advertising telling us we’re not doing enough to be fabulous and the general ick of the white-supremecist-imperialist-cis-normative-heteronormative-capitalist patriarchy.  Our bodies need more sleep when we are sick.  Fighting off bacterial or viral invaders takes a lot of energy.  If we don’t feel up to working out, we don’t have to do it.  The workouts will still be there for us when we feel better.

 

If we don’t feel like we need to rest all that much, it is still a good idea not to go for a personal record of any kind while we are sick.  Skip the hill route, substitute a walk for a run, do the body weight workout, or do restorative yoga.  This is one time when a light workout is definitely better than a challenging one.

 

Cardio is normally one of my favorite things because of its mood-boosting properties.  However, when just plain breathing is hard because we’re congested or coughing, it is best to choose something like stretching or yoga or light weight-lifting or Pilates.  Our bodies are working hard enough fighting the snot.

 

Another thing to consider is how well our brains are working.  When we are fuzzy-headed from congestion or from decongestants, we may not have the focus to keep ourselves safe while working out.  When in doubt, skip the workout; it’s much better to miss one workout than to get injured and miss lots of them.

 

Finally:  drink lots of water.  This is always true, but especially when we are sick.

Monday Workout: Back at it!

I’m back!  Ready to work?  Good!  Three rounds:

 

jacks	30
rows	20
Arnold press	10
woodchoppers	30
bench press	20
pushups	10
lunge punches	30
flies	20
pretty princesses	10

  

The WORST!

I usually keep stuff positive, because it’s just good practice, but today, just for fun, I’m going to list my least-favorite exercises.  (Guess what?  I do them anyway!)

 

1.     Lunges.  I really hate doing lunges.  They’re hard.  They challenge my balance.  I have to think about how I align my feet and knees and about where my shoulders are in space.  They make my butt sore.  Once I made up a whole song about hating lunges to get through a very long set of walking lunges.  It was a terrible song, but not as terrible as doing lunges.  But, yeah, I do them because they DO challenge my balance and make me think and all that.

2.     Burpees.  Nearly everybody hates burpees.  Doing burpees well requires lots of stamina and a fair bit of coordination.  A sense of humor doesn’t hurt either, as the body tries to go along with what I’m asking it to do.  Practice makes them easier, but so far not more fun.  Unfortunately, avoiding them just makes them worse.

3.     Plyojacks.  Every time I do a set of 30 plyojacks, I question my own sanity around the fifteenth rep.  By the third set of 30, the question has been answered definitively:  yep, I’m crazy.  Also tired.  However, they burn a boat-load of calories, increase metabolism, and build endurance.

4.     The Hundred.  As much as I love Uncle Joe Pilates, when I do the hundred, I conclude that he was not always a very nice man.  Ow.  And yet, it is a great exercise for the core and it helps me figure out how to breathe under challenging circumstances.

 

Agree?  Disagree?  Have some to add?

Stressing Fitness!

Moving always makes the list of stressful life events and I wholeheartedly agree with this assessment.  Even a good move is hard on the body and the soul.  However, I am noticing with this current move, the other kind of moving I do helps.

 

Sure, there is the practical bit:  when I lift weights, I get stronger, so I can schlepp more books and boxes and why-do-we-even-have-that-family-gradunzas.

 

The part that seems even more useful right now is what exercise does to manage stress.  I rely on cardio to boost my mood.  I need the weights to take the frustrations that build up in even the best-planned move.  And, of course, I need the exercise to burn off the stress eating I do (hey, nobody’s perfect!).

 

When the move is all over and I’m back to my regular life, I hope I remember how much exercise helped.  I hope I can keep working on my stress-resilience through exercise.

 

Anyone else?