Monday, February 15, 2021

Monday Workout: Up a notch






This week we’re taking our jacks up a notch (if that is appropriate in your body) by choosing between plyojacks (hard) and crouch jacks (harder).  We’re working on balance moves, core control, and overall strength.  Do three rounds.

 

woodchoppers

30

1 leg squat

20

curls

10

 

 

plyojacks/crouch jacks

30

renegade rows

20

round lunges

10

 

 

overhead curtsey

30

side tricep pushups

20

Russian twist

10

 

Thursday, February 11, 2021

V-Day is not my fave...






Valentine’s Day is my Least Favorite Holiday.  I have nothing against love or candy or any of that stuff, but the holiday itself annoys the heck out of me.  However, I will seize the Hallmark-ian moment to make a list of things that are good for our hearts.

 

1.     Movement.  We want to give our hearts a chance to get pumping good and fast most days of the week.  Hearts are a muscle and they get stronger with more intense use.

2.     Healthy food.  Our hearts work best in conjunction with nice clear arteries, so that whole cholesterol thing is important.  Focus on the fruits and veggies.  They are dear to our hearts.

3.     Relaxation.  Stress is not good for our hearts, so we also need to find some ways to give ourselves down time.  Unless trying to figure out how the heck to fit that in with everything else just makes it worse.  Worst case, steal an extra five minutes behind the locked bathroom door to breathe.

4.     Hugs.  These might be harder to come by than usual with the pandemic and all, but hugs, especially long ones, do good things for all our body systems, including our hearts.

Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Our vocabulary is a tool...






Hi, my name is Janet and I’m a metaphor addict.  The thing is, I have no intention of reforming.  Those things work like ants plundering a picnic (see?).

 

I spend a lot of my time with clients giving instructions.  Bend this, lift that, and so on.  But I don’t just care about the rude outline of the motion; I want to get all the details in the picture (it is happening again…).  Some of us know a lot about anatomy and I can say things like, “Engage your adductors” and get results, but some folks have no idea what I mean by that, so I say things like “Squeeze a beach ball between your thighs.”

 

“You are one of those drinking bird toys.”  “Pull a sheet of paper apart under your feet.”  “Spread your abs out like a rubber band.”  We are people who live by analogy and a lot of what I do is finding the one that speaks to the person in front of me at any given time.

 

I joke all the time about my invisible tool kit.  Perhaps the most useful of those invisible tools is words.

Tuesday, February 9, 2021

Write about it...






I write stuff down.  I admit, I am better at writing stuff down about my clients than about myself, but I’m not horrible at keeping track of my own stuff either.  It is a useful tool.

 

Why?  Well, for one thing, we don’t remember things as well as we think we do.  How often was I lifting weights five years ago?  I have no idea, but I have my workout sheets from back then, so I can look it up.  What weight should my client choose for the next exercise?  Hmmm… let me see what I wrote down about last week’s workout.

 

For another thing, it helps us see patterns.  This is how I know not to start anything new on a Thursday and that Monday is my best workout day, followed by Saturday.

 

We can be as simple or as complicated as we like.  At the simple end, we want to write down the name of the exercise, the number of reps, and the weight (or the kind of cardio and the time).  At the complicated end, we can add food journaling and brief notes about what went well or poorly and how we felt.  We can also add instructions and cues about form if we like, so we remember to align our knees over our toes or keep our upper arms stable at appropriate times.

 

Even if we don’t do it every time, it can be useful as a snapshot.  We can look at that one time we recorded, six months ago, and see that we are lifting a lot more today, or that we were really burning up the cardio back then.

 

Try it and see what happens!

Monday, February 8, 2021

Monday Workout: Compounding the solution






I love compound exercises because they get stuff done, all at once.  They boost metabolism, burn calories, and increase coordination.  Three rounds, modifying as needed for YOUR body.

 

overhead curtsey

30

squat to leg lift

20

rows

10

 

 

standing mountain climbers

30

lunge to curl

20

kickbacks

10

 

 

jacks

30

dumbbell pass

20

pretty princesses

10


Thursday, February 4, 2021

It's raining, it's boring...






Sometimes the weather does not cooperate with our workout plans.  Here are some tips on how to deal with environmental angst.

 

1.     Go anyway.  Throw on a raincoat and walk or run in the rain.  You’ll dry.

2.     Run the stairs.  The ones in your hallway.  They’re handy and inside.  Go up fast and come down slow.  If you don’t have stairs, you can do step ups on a (sturdy) chair.

3.     Dance in the kitchen.  Depending on who lives with you, you may end up with a dance party or your kids will give you peace because they’re busy dying of embarrassment.

4.     Play a weighting game.  It’s like a drinking game but with weights instead.  So every time the main character of that show you’re watching says her catchphrase, you do squats.  When the sidekick does something dumb, you do curls.  Use your imagination.

Wednesday, February 3, 2021

How to tell...






Yesterday, I posted about aiming for a Just Right workout.  Some of us intuitively grasp how to hit that sweet spot.  We will try not to hold that against those people.  The rest of us can use a little guidance.

 

If we are hitting out goals, whether those are weight loss or general toning or improved endurance or even better moods, that’s a good indication that we’re getting it right.  If we feel pleasantly sore the day after a weight training session, that’s another good sign.  During the workout, if we get sweaty, we are probably working at least hard enough.  If we can still talk, we’re probably not working too hard.

 

However, if we don’t seem to be making progress, our workouts are probably too easy.  Hint:  if we are still lifting the same amount of weight after six months, we are not making progress.  If we never have to concentrate on what we’re doing, same deal.  On the other end of the spectrum, if we need a steady diet of Ibuprofen to get through our daily lives without screaming every time we move, our workouts are too hard.  (Perhaps a more practical way of phrasing this is:  workout soreness should not last more than two or three days at most.)  If we spend the whole workout gasping for air, we’re working too hard.  There are some people who would argue with me about this, but if a workout makes us throw up, it is too hard.  We want to avoid pain and excessive suffering—a little discomfort is all right.

 

We are the only experts on our own bodies.  That means that even if a trainer or instructor is telling us what to do, we remain the boss and can choose not to do what they say.  It also means that we have a responsibility to stay mindful of what we are doing so we can ensure that we are, in fact, doing a Just Right workout.