The Amazing Stickie and Corkscrew

The Amazing Stickie has, of course, amazing articulation of her spine and amazing abdominal strength.  Those of us who do not may opt for a different exercise; those of us with osteoporosis should definitely give this one a pass.

To begin, Stickie lies on her back with her legs toward the ceiling and her arms at her side.  She peels her spine up into the air, ending up in a position where she is looking at her own shins over her face.  From there, keeping her legs together, she circles them around and then peels her spine back down to the floor.  Then she repeats, circling the other direction.

Rest then smash

I have and wear a Wristy Overlord (otherwise known as an Apple Watch).  It helps me make sure that I exercise, move, and stand up enough each day.  Somehow, though, I was not consulted about the parameters.  The W.O. does not know about rest days.

Here in the white supremacist cis-heteronormative imperialist capitalist patriarchy, we’re a little unclear about resting.  Hustle culture is a thing.  We’re supposed to be doing More all the time.

 

The thing is, our bodies don’t buy it.  We certainly need work for our bodies, but we also need rest.  We get stronger because we rest; our muscles repair themselves while we are resting, becoming a better version of themselves in the process.

 

In other words, we don’t need to be going flat out every single day.

 

Personally, I think we do better if rest is not the same as lying on the couch all day and not moving at all.  Rest can be a stroll or a little stretching.  Movement does not always have to be hard.  That said, nearly all of us could use a little more sleep.

 

Rest.  Then smash the aforementioned patriarchy.

In the middle

We spent last month learning about how to set goals.  Now it’s time to get real on doing what we’ve set out to do.  Two handy tools for staying motivated are the minimum and the maximum.

The minimum is the tool we use on days when we just don’t want to do anything.  We set the minimum on a day when we are neither unreasonably low-energy nor unreasonably optimistic so that it is more likely to be both doable and enough.  If, say, we have cardio goals, our minimum might be a 30-minute walk, or a trip around the block twice during the day.  We want the minimum to be easy.  Depending on where we are in our fitness journey, that minimum might be a five minute commitment.

 

On the other end of the spectrum, we prevent burnout by setting maximums.  Some of us who want to do All the Things just keep piling more stuff into the workouts.  We do cardio and then weights and then some yoga and then there’s this really good class and our friends want to play pickleball and maybe it would be nice to go for a swim and we just totally overdo ourselves.  Unless we are specifically training for an endurance event, we do not need to be spending two hours working out.  Those of us coming from the couch might want to set the maximum at one kind of workout, plus a little stretching.

 

We can do this in the happy middle.

Monday Workout: Reach!

This week we are working compound exercises.  Adding the reach to the side lunge will make it harder and challenge our balance.  That high pull added to the sumo squat means the whole body gets involved.  Three rounds.

 

jacks	30
bench press	20
side lunge with reach	10
sumo squat to high pull	30
flies	20
goblet pour	10
mountain climbers	30
rows	20
femur arcs	10

 

Goal Setting Part 2: What to Do

All right:  we know what we want.  Here’s what we need to do.

If we have cardio goals:  Our first target is 150 minutes of cardio per week.  Those of us who haven’t been outside since 2001 will need to work up to this, starting with something stupidly easy, like five minutes of cardio per day.  We want to increase our time gradually, about 10 percent per week.  (It is also all right to choose a distance and work up to longer distances instead.  Do what works.)  When we are building a cardio habit, I’m not actually in favor of total rest days unless we really need them.  It is better to have a very light day than a total rest, just to keep our rhythm going.  One rest day can magically turn into a rest month.  Once we have hit our target 150 minutes, we can add intervals, work on speed, or increase the intensity some other way if we want.

 

If we want to get stronger:  we need to have strength training goals.  We start with one weight workout that works all our muscle groups per week.  Once we’ve got that habit well established, we can add a second and even a third.  In all our weight workouts, we need to adjust the weights so that we are challenged but not overwhelmed.  This takes some practice and there will be some times when we overdo ourselves and need plenty of recovery time.

 

If we want to refine our movement, we probably want a Pilates goal.  A session every week with a professional plus daily brief home practice should do the trick.

 

All of us need a stretching goal.  It’s simple:  stretch every day.  Five minutes is a good start.  Fifteen minutes should take care of everything amply.

 

Folks who want to lose weight and get more shapely need goals in all four categories.

 

Still need help?  Talk to me!

Goal Setting, Part 1: What We Want

Over the last few weeks, we’ve talked about the basic components of working out.  One of my pet peeves about folks who write about goals is that they always tell people to set manageable and achievable goals before we know anything about what is manageable or achievable, particularly when there is a time element involved.  This is why I talked through the basics of cardio, strength training, Pilates, and stretching before turning my attention to goals.

The first question we need to answer when setting goals is what do we want?  For some of us, this is obvious.  We know we want to run a marathon or wear smaller clothes or show that gym teacher from high school that we actually can do stuff.  Others of us are not so sure.  We know we feel a little breathless sometimes.  We struggle lugging groceries more than we used to.  We wake up stiff and that nagging ache in our back lingers and lingers.  It might take a little digging to come up with what we actually want.

 

This is important:  our goals need to be things we want, not things that other people say we should want.  When we get to the part where we have to do the work, we are not going to be motivated by someone else’s desires and values.  Our goals need to be meaningful to us even if they make zero sense to anyone else.

 

What we want dictates the goals we make.  Breathless folks need cardio goals.  People who want to be smaller need both cardio and strength training goals.  Nearly everyone will feel better with some Pilates and stretching goals.

 

Tomorrow:  what those goals might be.

Monday Workout: Back in Action

This workout has a few exercises that target our less-used back muscles.  This is good for posture and balance!  Three rounds.

 

1 arm clean and press	30
rows	20
reverse fly	10
(jump) squats	30
skullcrushers	20
pushups	10
kb alt arm swing	30
deadlift	20
chest lift	10