My name is Janet and I am a
football addict. I started
watching casually when I was a kid because my dad watched. And then I was in high school in the
80s and there were the great Niner teams.
Later on, I found that watching large men hit each other on Monday
nights after work had a soothing (or maybe cathartic?) effect. Later still, my boys started to watch
with me.
There are many reasons why being
a football addict might not be a good thing (glorification of violence,
excessive valuation of athletic ability over character, wanton sacrifice of
young men’s health for entertainment, rampant consumerism, brain cell loss from
too many beer/truck commercials), but the one I want to focus on today is that
games are long. If we sit on our
behinds on the couch for a three-hour broadcast, we are not doing ourselves any
favors. Getting up to get more
snacks is not enough to keep us from being slugs.
I happen to have a spin bike in
my living room near the TV. I
realize that not everyone thinks that all décor must include bikes of one kind
or another. I use the spin bike to
keep myself from slugging out.
Yesterday, that meant that I did in fact watch the entire terrible
spectacle of the Raider game, pedaling seated during the game and doing
standing intervals during commercials.
Even without a spin bike, we can
multitask our TV time. Commercials
make great intervals for pushups, squats, crunches, jacks, mountain climbers,
and other body weight exercises, no equipment required. Keep a couple of dumbbells around (they
make great doorstops) and we can add lateral raises, curls, overhead presses, and
the like. Stepping also works if
we can locate something sturdy enough to step up on (which is to say, not the
glass coffee table, which is probably higher than we want to start with
anyway).
When we use our imaginations, we
can find all kinds of ways to sneak exercise into our lives and even make our
guilty pleasures somewhat less guilty.