Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Routine Non-Procedure


Routine, like everything else, has advantages and disadvantages.  If I routinely eat a pint of ice cream every night, I probably won’t like the results.  If I routinely hop out of bed and get to my workout, I am more likely to enjoy what happens.  So far:  duh, right?

What happens when routine is disrupted?  Besides total chaos and the end of the world.  At the point when we can’t fall into our routine, we get to make choices.  Do we step up and find a way to take care of our fitness or dietary needs without the comfort of routine around us, or do we assume we can’t do anything because we didn’t do it when we were expecting to?

Here’s my plan for when plans don’t go as planned:  find a way.  Yes, I rely on my habits to get me to do things automatically that I would ordinarily find a way to get out of doing.  But when something happens in the morning, an unusual appointment, a missed alarm, I can figure out some way to fit the workout into another part of the day.


Let’s Get Things Done.

Monday, October 17, 2016

Monday Workout: Hey, no burpees this week!


This week’s workout uses a stability ball for three exercises:  YTA, fly, and roll-out abs.  If you don’t have one, you can do the first two exercises on a bench and substitute your favorite ab exercise for the third.  The other special piece of equipment is the Xiser, which is kind of like a very low-tech elliptical trainer; you can substitute a minute on an elliptical or stepping on a bench.  As usual, do three rounds.


mountain climbers
30
squats
20
YTA
10


plyojacks
30
ball fly
20
curls
10


Xiser
30
1 arm snatch
20
roll out abs
10


Friday, October 14, 2016

Friday Book Report: Out of Their League


I haven’t watched any football this season.  It’s not just because my team—how do I say this delicately—sucks.  I’ve been having qualms about watching for years as a result of books like Jeff Benedict and Don Yaeger’s Pros and Cons and Mark Fainaru-Wada and Steve Fainaru’s League of Denial.  The whole circus around Colin Kaepernick and his peaceful protest strengthened my conviction that really this was all about hypocrisy.  Then I read (and wrote about) Harry Edwards’s Sociology of Sport, which led me to today’s book, Dave Meggyesy’s Out of Their League.

Essentially, Meggyesy’s account points out that none of the stuff that is hitting the news recently is new (the book was published in 1970).  The issues with player health, drugs, concussions, violence against women, racism, and pseudo-patriotism have been there all along.

In the Foreward, he writes about why he quit football:

“It’s hard for me to count the reasons why. But I can begin by telling you about an image that is etched deep into my memory.  The Cardinals were playing the Pittsburgh Steelers in St. Louis one rainy, cold Sunday afternoon.  We were beating them easily and then, with a minute or so to go, they scored.  I was playing end on the kickoff return team and my assignment was to swing more than halfway across field and block the third man from the kicker on the Pittsburgh team.  I watched the flight of the ball as it went straight down the middle.  Then I dropped back a few steps and began the sprint across field.  My man must have thought someone had blown their blocking assignment or maybe it was because he was a rookie, but whatever the reason, he was making a bad mistake:  running full speed and not looking to either side.  I knew he didn’t see me and I decided to take him low.  I gathered all my force and hit him.  As I did, I heard his knee explode in my ear, a jagged, tearing sound of muscles and ligaments separating.  The next thing I knew, time was called and he was writhing in pain on the field.  They carried him off on a stretcher and I felt sorry—but at the same time, I knew it was a tremendous block and that was what I got paid for.

“During the rest of my years in the pros, this image would occasionally surface in my mind.  This sort of thing happened all the time; it was part of a typical Sunday afternoon in big-time football.  But the conditions that made me feel a confused joy at breaking up another man’s body gradually became just one of many reasons why I decided to quit the game.

“After playing the sport most of my life, I’ve come to see that football is one of the most dehumanizing experiences a person can face…” (p.  3-4)

I quoted at length, I know, but I wanted to give the full force of his writing, of the conflict between the amazing athletic enterprise and the inherent violence, of getting paid to do a job well, except that job is to wreck people.


The book is engaging throughout and often funny, intentionally or through the passage of time and its effect on colloquial speech.  The whole experience is thought-provoking and produced change in my behavior.

Thursday, October 13, 2016

How about now?


I am not good at patience.  Now seems like an excellent time for things to work, take effect, start, finish, whatever.  I relate to Homer Simpson, staring at the microwave, wondering if there is any faster way to get a meal.

Sadly, the world is not on my (micro)wavelength.  Habits require repetition.  Changes occur over time, in increments.  The best we can do is work as efficiently and as conscientiously as possible.


Let’s go get our reps in.  One of these days, it’s all going to pay off.

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Sick fitness


When we get sick, we have to pause and rearrange our priorities.  In case that is too much trouble, here is the priority list for while we are sick.

Sleep.
Hydrate.
Eat healthy food if possible.
Move around and/or stretch enough to avoid stiffness.

When we are back to being well, we can return to our usual priorities.


(Guess how I felt yesterday…)

Monday, October 10, 2016

Monday Workout: Exercise Pair Circuit


This week’s workout is a longer circuit.  Do two or three rounds.


cardio
1 min


around the world
10 each way
overhead press
10


chest press
10
fly
10


bicep curl
10
hammer curl
10


tricep kickbacks
10
skullcrushers
10
 

lateral raise
10
reverse fly
10


squat
10
lunge
10

Friday, October 7, 2016

Friday Book Report: The New Better Off


(Warning:  there is a swear word in this post.  Skip the first sentence of the second paragraph if swear words offend you.)

Books tend to lead to more books.  (I am tempted to quote Bilbo Baggins’s song about the dangers of stepping outside one’s front door because roads do the same thing…)  One of the books I read recently led me to Courtney E. Martin’s new book The New Better Off:  Reinventing the American Dream.  No, there are no exercises in it, no recipes or tips for lowering our cholesterol and increasing our cardiovascular fitness, and yet it is a book deeply speaking to the larger questions of fitness.  What are we fit for?  How do we fit?  How do we make our world a fit place to live?

Martin examines the traditional ideas we hold about being “better off” and concludes that those ideas, “left uninterrogated, can be fucking dangerous.”  She posits that there is something, or many somethings, better than making more money, having more stuff, working more hours.  She examines many possible threads that can be woven into a more humane, truly better life.


Short version:  invest in community.  We are fit because we fit together.  Alone, we are toast.