Our end-of-month variety workout is boxing based this month. Do three or four rounds depending on time/energy.
straight punch left | 50 |
squats | 30 |
hooks left | 25 |
hooks right | 25 |
pushups | 10 |
straight punch right | 50 |
butterfly crunch | 20 |
uppercut left | 25 |
uppercut right | 25 |
plank | |
The Amazing Stickie is nothing if not efficient. She loves working her lower body and getting a cardio bonus from it at the same time. Today she’s doing tap backs.
She begins in a squat position with her feet directly under her hips. Then she quickly extends one leg behind her, tapping that foot on the floor and then bringing it back to the starting position. She repeats the same sequence with the other leg. Alternating quickly, she does a set of thirty.
Let’s talk about the 600-pound gorilla in the middle of the room. (I looked it up and that is the high end of gorilla weight.) In this case, it’s a metaphorical gorilla. (If there is a real gorilla in the middle of the room, please stop reading and go somewhere safer.) The metaphorical gorilla stands for weight.
Weight is a weighty topic in fitness. We hear a lot, culturally, about the obesity epidemic. Our doctors may cluck about our BMI. It is probably impossible to pick up any women’s magazine without finding some kind of diet or other scheme designed to help us lose weight. Additionally, there are some newish drugs out there that do promote weight loss.
There is not a lot of conclusive evidence that body weight alone is a factor in health. People of all sizes can be strong and fit and healthy. People who “look” healthy in terms of weight can still have heart disease, COPD, high cholesterol, and other diseases that we have been taught to associate with weight.
As a personal trainer and Pilates instructor, I don’t focus on weight unless it is a major priority for my clients. I think there are much better ways to approach fitness than through the lens of weight loss (although I do, in fact, have a certification in the process). I prefer to look on fitness as a process of feeling better in our bodies, of building capability. Many of us, as we become stronger and more active, do naturally get slimmer, but some of us, due to various factors including diet and genetics, don’t. This does not mean that working out is a waste of time.
I’m not here to judge anyone. If someone is motivated by a smaller number on the scale, I support that. But I also want that same person to know that they are so much more than a number.
Go play.
My Wristy Overlord (also known as an Apple Watch) comes in handy for lots of things. It keeps track of my exercise minutes, my calories burned during activities, and the number of different hours in which I stand up during the day. That’s all pretty useful information.
But what I want to talk about today is what it tells me when I don’t work out. Like everyone, I have sick days or days when I fail to prioritize workouts or travel days or days when I just don’t want to do it. My Wristy Overlord does not care about why I did or did not do something. It just tracks.
It turns out that my daily life, when I don’t work out, involves about 11 minutes of exercise-level activity. Similarly, I burn about 350 active calories going about what the physical therapists call activities of daily living. Standing up in twelve different hours of the day is no problem unless I’m so sick that I’m asleep for most of the day.
The other thing the Wristy Overlord does not track is how I feel. Some days when I do Pilates and yoga and play a couple of hours of pickleball and go to tai chi, I feel energized and great. Other times, not so much. The reverse is also true: some days when I don’t work out, I feel tired and others I feel fabulous.
Why am I going into so much detail about this? Who cares? Well, I am not the only one with a Wristy Overlord. I’m the closest example that I can use! The takeaway from my experience that I hope applies to others is this: data is helpful, but not necessarily comprehensive.
Our goal, I hope, is not just to obey our Wristy Overlords, but to be be healthy, happy humans. We are more than our data.
Let’s live.
We’re really working our arms in lots of ways this week! Three rounds.
leg kicks | 30 |
rows | 20 |
YTA | 10 |
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squat raise | 30 |
deadlift to curl | 20 |
lateral raise | 10 |
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jacks | 30 |
kickbacks | 20 |
pretty princesses | 10 |
The Amazing Stickie loves incorporating exercises from different disciplines into her workouts because it keeps her brain stimulated along with her body. Today she is adding some sun salutations from yoga into the mix. She also knows that sun salutations are a lot like burpees, but without the jumping. They still give her many of the same whole-body benefits of burpees without the impact.
She begins standing in good posture with her arms overhead. From there, she bends forward with her hands on the ground and her body making an inverted V (downward dog, for you yogis and yoginis out there). Then she flattens her body into plank position and lowers herself slowly toward the floor, like the lowering phase of a very slow pushup. After that, she extends her arms and arches her back (keeping her shoulders down!) into an upside down backbend position (cobra or upward dog, depending on how high she lifts). Pushing her behind up in the air, she returns to the inverted V position and from there curls up to standing again.
With practice, Stickie has made one position flow into the next in a relatively seamless sequence.
Do five to ten reps.
Today’s five-dollar word is neuroplasticity. It means that we have the ability to learn new things.
For a long time, as we know from the proverb about old dogs, people believed that there was an end to our ability to learn. Since then, we’ve learned better (ha!). People can learn throughout their lives, given the right circumstances.
What does this have to do with fitness? If we are doing fitness right, we should be learning new things often. We want to create the right environment for our bodies and our minds to adapt and learn.
The very short version of what we want is novel experiences plus successful and fun movement. We need our workouts to be hard enough that we have to pay attention to what we are doing but not so hard that it’s all suffering and failure.
Go play, and play hard!
