Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Not the same...


Anyone who has been reading along with me since I started posting this blog knows that I post a workout on Mondays that is the one I use with clients for the week (or did when I got to see my clients and will again when it is safe to do so!).  How is that personal training?  I mean, one workout for everyone?

Why yes, I am going to answer my own rhetorical questions that I put in the mouths of my theoretical readers!  The workout never turns out to be the same.

For example, squats are my favorite exercise.  I put them in lots and lots of workouts.  However, not every client gets the same squats.  If I have someone who needs to work on core and balance, that client may do squats on the BOSU.  Someone who needs a bit more support might get to do squats with a stability ball against a wall or using the TRX or the springs from the trap table.  A client working on increasing their max weight is going to use heavier dumbbells or maybe even the power rack and Olympic bar.  Yes, all those workouts have squats on them, but every individual is going to have a much different experience of those squats.

Or perhaps I write down skullcrushers on the weekly workout.  I like to write skullcrushers: it’s a fun word.  If I have a client with borderline high blood pressure (who is cleared by a doctor to work out!), I am not going to have that person moving from standing to lying to standing a lot, so unless I have them lying down already, I may substitute a different triceps exercise, like kickbacks, dips, or even standing skullcrushers.  I want to work muscle groups in different ways, but the overarching principle is keeping clients safe while making them strong.

Or maybe I put burpees on the list… In that case, it’s time to suck it up because no one is negotiating me out of that one.

Monday, May 25, 2020

Monday Workout: Still No Excuses!


Body weight workouts continue!  No excuses!  Do as many rounds as you have energy for of the top exercises and finish off with the ab exercises at the bottom!

plank jacks
30
round lunges
10
pushups
10
squats
30
mountain climbers
30
dips
10


pretty princesses
10
brains
10

Thursday, May 21, 2020

I did 7; how many more can you find?


Perhaps I am not the only one feeling a little irritable and stressed.  The unfortunate part about being a grown-up is that it is up to us to figure out what to do about it so that we don’t spread that ill-feeling around too much.  Here are some stress-busters:

1.     Go outside.  Do it safely, of course, with appropriate precautions and keeping a good distance from other humans.  Nature and fresh air can shift our perspectives and blow away our inner cobwebs.
2.     Move fast.  As I say all the time, cardio is mood magic.  We may start our workout grumpy, but we’ll end feeling better.
3.     Stretch and breathe.  Yoga, Pilates, plain old meditation, and prayer all help with this one.  Keep the air moving and don’t let the muscles solidify in one position.
4.     Get some contact.  Ideally, we have somebody around to hug or cuddle or convince to give us a massage.  If not, petting the dog or cat or hamster helps (haven’t tried petting fish, but it doesn’t seem likely to do much good to anyone…).  If we are also pet-less, there is this great invention called the phone and we can, in the words of the old ad, reach out and touch someone.  Texts, emails, Zoom sessions, and the like also work.
5.     Do something good for someone else.  It can be as small as picking up some trash or letting someone go ahead in line.  Spreading kindness ripples back over ourselves.
6.     Take a nap.  We almost all need more sleep.
7.     Drink some water.  Dehydrated people are crabby people.

What else works for you???

Wednesday, May 20, 2020


Cardio is not the sexiest exercise.  A lot of it is repetitive.  Yep… still swimming (or biking or running or walking).  For some of us, this can be a feature as we sink into the rhythm of it (no, not to the bottom of the pool; that would be bad.).  But most cardio is not inherently interesting.

That said, if I have a limited amount of time or energy or both to devote to exercise, I’m going to choose cardio.

Why?  The biggest reason is that cardio provides an energy boost.  This may sound counterintuitive.  However, as the blood gets pumping through our bodies and we have to do a bunch more breathing, we wake up more.  Our brains start firing better and all of a sudden we have more oomph (that is a very special technical term that fitness professionals like myself use…).

That same energy boost accompanies a lift in mood.  We all can use that.  Ditto the calorie burn we get.  If that’s not enough good reasons, we can add in stress relief.

Go play.

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Whatever gets you through...


I spent my weekend in Pilates workshops via Zoom.  I have a whole bunch of fresh ideas kicking around in my brain and it’s going to be fun to put them into practice as soon as my clients return!

However, the learning process is tough on the body.  There is the obvious part where we try out the various exercises in our bodies.  That’s work.  But then there is the whole sitting and listening and taking notes thing.  I’m not good at sitting for long stretches of time any more.  It was more tiring than working.

Bodies don’t like to be too still.  They like variety and movement.  I was not the only person in class moving from one position to another, from chair to floor to cushion to stability ball.  We all welcomed the opportunities to get up or down to try movements out.

Under normal circumstances, I’d get a massage after this kind of weekend.  That’s not an option right now, but I’m making sure to do other self-care stuff to keep my body happy while my mind works through all the new knowledge.

What helps YOU get through???

Monday, May 18, 2020

Monday Workout: Improvise!


This week’s workout has a couple exercises that would be improved by a little bit of stuff, but it should be stuff that is relatively easy to find around the house.  For the woodchoppers and Russian twists, find something that weights a couple of pounds (if you have a dumbbell that is less than 10 pounds, that’s perfect, but even a quart bottle of water would work; hold the ends.)  For the hop or jump ups, a sturdy box, stool, bench, chair, or step works.  Lower things are easier, obviously, and use appropriate care!  If hopping and jumping are not appropriate for your body, step up instead.  Do three or four rounds of the top exercises and finish with a set or two of the ab exercises.

woodchoppers
30
squats
30
good mornings
20
lunges
30
jump or hop ups
30
punches
30


Russian twist
10
femur arcs
10

Thursday, May 14, 2020

What is worse????


In general, I like to keep things positive, but just for fun, here are four terrible reasons to exercise:

 

1.     As punishment.  No one should be sentenced to exercise.  Not for eating cake, not for bad behavior, not for nonconformity to the current fashionable body type.

2.     To satisfy someone else.  We do not exist to please other people.  If our partner or parent or other significant person in our life demands that we exercise as a condition for their love and acceptance, we have a big problem, and it isn’t that we need to hit the gym.  (Please note:  I’m not saying that our loved ones can’t suggest in a loving, kind way that they enjoy having us around and they want us to build healthy habits.  It’s the part where love is withheld because we don’t measure up or obey that is the problem.)

3.     To try to achieve the impossible.  Not all of us can be (or should be) supermodels.  Some of us can be sprinters.  Some of us can lift really heavy objects.  Some of us can lift people’s hearts with their dancing.  We can certainly improve at whatever we practice, but we need to recognize that some goals are going to remain unattained.

4.     To be virtuous.  Exercise is good for us, but it does not make us good humans all by itself.  There is nothing inherently more saintly about exercising than about lying on the couch.   Exercising for a positive mark in the great gradebook in the sky is silly.

 

Anybody got any worse ones????