Because I am exceptionally lucky,
I do not have to drive every day.
I might pick commuting as my least favorite part of contemporary
society, except for the usual racism/sexism/agism/ablism stuff, and rudeness, I
hate rudeness. The reasons I do
not like driving pretty much boil down to this: it’s uncomfortable and it’s bad for us. Since my Tuesday is going to be spent
driving, here are my favorite tips for how to make it less horrible.
1. Bring
a tennis ball. Or a lacrosse ball,
or a fancy yoga tune-up ball.
Placed between your back and the seat, it can remove some of those
tension knots and improve posture at the same time. Under one cheek on the seat, it relieves hip and butt
tension. Please note: there is no throwing of balls in the
car. Do not make me turn around.
2. Bring
a duck. I’ve written about the
duck before. The duck is a curved
plastic stick with a duck head shape at one end. It hooks over your shoulder and releases the pressure points
in that spot where you really love it when people rub with their thumbs. The duck I have cost $1.50 at the Daiso
store. It is worth the investment.
3. Sing. This is not about the power of music,
although that is also good for transforming a chore into an adventure. It’s not even about entertaining the
drivers around you with your patented arm motions. It’s about breathing.
If you are singing, you are definitely breathing and breathing leads to
All Good Things.
4. Bring
rations. Water and snacks can turn
what seems like forty years of wandering in the desert into a quick jaunt with
scenery.
5. Clean
your car. It’s the last thing we
want to do when we finally arrive.
It’s no big deal to leave those wrappers there. We might need that scarf/jacket/hat
tomorrow. Do it anyway. Making your habitat nice makes you
nicer. Trust me.
6. (This
one is cheating.) Only drive to
good places. If you want to go or
if you want to see the people there, it will be a better drive.