Monday Workout: 12 Days of Christmas

This might be my very favorite workout.  Yes, it is challenging, but it’s also a good way to see what happens when we do something out of the ordinary.  We do it twice a year, once sometime in the summer and once, like now, when it is seasonally appropriate.  (I know the twelve days of Christmas actually start on Christmas Day, but I’m not working then.  Feel free to do it again, though!)

 

For those of us who have NOT done this one before, here is how it works.  On the first “day” of Christmas we do one push press.  Hooray!  Day one is done!  However, then we have day two, on which we do two goblet squats and one push press.  Day three brings three overhead presses, two goblet squats, and one push press.  Most of us want our first rest after day five.  We want to try to keep our rests to the spaces between the days, but since those last days are pretty cardio intensive, this may not work; rest when needed.

 

Also note that if a particular exercise is not appropriate, substitutions can be made (knee people might want to sub out the jump lunges, for example).

 

And yes, I do know that this workout involves doing 42 burpees (I did the math!).  The good news about that is that there will definitely not be any burpees next workout.  It’s a rule.

 

All right.  Enough explanations.  Here’s the workout.  Go through it all once!

 

1 push press

2 goblet squats

3 Overhead press

4 1 leg squats each leg

5 deadlifts

6 burpees

7 pushups

8 renegade rows

9 mountain climbers

10 jump lunges

11 kb swings

12 plyojacks

 

To-Don't List

It seems like my to-do list just keeps getting longer.  Here are some things we can all take off our fitness lists:

 

1.     Trash talk.  I don’t mean the funny kind that motivates us.  The kind where we spend a bunch of time beating ourselves up about how we aren’t working out enough or we’re eating too much or whatever.  It doesn’t help.

2.     Comparisons.  That guy over there may in fact be able to bench press our entire body, but that is him.  That woman may look exactly like a supermodel, lack of body fat included, but we may not have those genes.  We have to do our workout, not somebody else’s.

3.     Competition.  This one is related to the comparison one.  Our workout is not better because we lifted more than that other person.  We are not even better because we lifted more than we did yesterday.

4.     Stuff we really hate.  There are so many kinds of exercise out there that we really don’t have to do anything we detest, or at least not very often (looking at you, lunges).  We can find other ways to work the same muscle groups or get in the cardio or build our flexibility and balance.

Keep it in my head if you want

I love to give people information.  I’m not sure I could stop if I wanted to.  My clients get used to (I think) the facts I inflict on them while they work out.  I tell them what exercises are for, which muscles are working, what those muscles are called, how many variations there are of any particular exercise, why it’s good for us to do any particular exercise, and on and on.  Sometimes they even pay attention!

 

The thing is, one of the points of having me there is so that my clients don’t have to have all that information.  They can keep it in my head instead.  It can be a lovely thing to have someone else do the planning and the thinking so we can just show up and do.

 

The information is there if we want it, but we don’t have to know any of it!

Don't succumb!

At this time of year, it’s easy to succumb to excess.  There are cookies everywhere.  Ads suggest that we buy 37 new kinds of gizmos.  We want to squeeze in just a bit more fun.  I’m not here to judge or to suck the joy out of the holidays.  I AM here to hint that maybe enough is enough.

 

The good news about that idea is that it works in multiple ways.  (I love efficiency!)  Deciding we have had enough cookies does mean that we have to stop snarfing them down (boo!), but deciding we’ve done enough cardio for today also means that we get to stop now and rest (yay!).

 

Of course, I have a couple of notes about this whole idea of enough.  There is no deprivation in enough.  We are not going to go hungry, or skip celebrating, or never have another treat again.  We are just going to stop when we are pleasantly satisfied.  Similarly, enough is not exhausting.  We work out until we are tired and then we go do something else.

 

It takes a while to train our brains to recognize enough, but it is so worth it.

 

Go play.

Monday Workout: All the things

This week’s workout is pretty well-rounded.  We’ve got cardio, upper body, lower body, balance, and core all represented.  As always, substitute as needed.  Three rounds.

 

step ups	30
bench press	20
round lunges	10
jacks	30
flies	20
1 leg squats	10
clean and press	30
rows	20
pretty princesses	10

 

Shopping List

Want to give yourself a fitness gift?  Here are some suggestions (Note:  see yesterday’s post on not giving anyone else fitness gifts unless specifically asked.):

 

1.     Time.  Time is the most common reason people cite for not working out.  Before we go spending a chunk of change, it might be worth considering that we should just pencil in some dates with ourselves for getting sweaty.

2.     Lessons.  Whether we’re interested in skiing or weight lifting or horseback riding or fencing, we can always use an upgrade to our wetware.  Don’t forget that cooking classes can be part of our fitness arsenal.

3.     New shoes.  Not just so that people ask if we can run faster now.  Shoes do in fact wear out and getting support where our bodies meet the world most often is a good idea.

4.     Something fun.  Yes, I know we need to work out to be healthy humans, but that doesn’t mean that we have to wear old baggy sweats and drink raw eggs like Rocky.  Maybe our workouts would be a lot better in cute clothes, or with more music, or with the cool gizmo of the week.

Step Away from the Shake-Weight and the Air Fryer

Welcome to December, month of gift-giving.  Which is to say it is time for my yearly helpful reminder:  do not give passive-aggressive fitness gifts.

 

What fitness gifts qualify as passive-aggressive?  Any exercise equipment or clothing, any cooking/diet supplies, any subscriptions or books about fitness or exercise or healthy diets that were not specifically requested by the recipient are passive-aggressive.  We may think we are being helpful by giving Uncle Larry some yoga classes—that dude needs to chill out before he has a heart attack—but no, we are not being helpful and may in fact be adding to Uncle Larry’s stress.  It may be abundantly clear to everyone that Mom could use some larger exercise pants, but it is not up to us to address that unless she asks us to do so.

 

It is, however, entirely fine to buy ourselves fitness gifts.  We could probably use some chill time and some new exercise pants as well.  And, again, if our loved ones ASK for fitness gifts, we can shop to our little hearts’ content.

 

Be kind.