Thursday, January 17, 2019

Lots of Nope



Many people assume that exercise has to be painful, that I’m in it to torture people, and that gyms and studios are dungeons in disguise.  Nope, nope, and nope.  If exercise is painful, we are doing it wrong; at worst it should be uncomfortable the way growth is uncomfortable.  I do my job because I want people to have more joy in their lives and fitness opens up so many more paths to joy than we have available without it.  While it is true that many gyms and studios have a dark and gloomy look and while Pilates equipment at first glance looks like it has been borrowed from Torquemada, I strive to make my studio a place of happiness and laughter as well as hard work.

Fitness is not an end in itself.  It is an opportunity cost for all the other things we want to do in our lives.  It makes our brains work better and our bodies last longer.  We get to see more amazing views, take more exciting adventures, and play with more enthusiasm when we are fitter.

Eyes on the prize, dear ones!

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

You want my spine to do what?



Pilates can be a difficult practice to love.  Loving it anyway does bring rewards, though.  Because of the nature of Pilates exercises, we can’t hide from our bodies’ quirks.  Pilates exposes the tight places, the joints that would rather not move smoothly, the muscles that have been relying on outside help all this time.

The good news, and there is some, lies in those same exercises and in our minds.  The Pilates repertoire helps us strengthen the weak places, move the stuck spots, and smooth out the rough edges.  Our minds get to build new pathways of movement and new levels of acceptance for the miraculous, unique bodies we each possess.

Breathing brings it all together.  In.  Out.  Repeat.

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Please don't lick the equipment



Workouts come in lots of flavors.  Actually, I am not sure about the literal flavors since I don’t actually test them by licking, but it’s a good metaphor anyway.

One popular kind of workout is the cardio endurance workout.  When we see all those people on the treadmills and elliptical trainers and stair climbers and such at the gym, those folks are, by and large, doing cardio endurance.  They work to get their heart rates up and keep them up for 30 minutes or 45 minutes or even longer.

The cardio interval workout is similar, but not quite the same.  If a cardio endurance workout is vanilla ice cream, a cardio interval workout is like that same ice cream with sprinkles and/or a cherry on top.  Which is to say, it’s slightly more interesting.  It’s also better for you, but the analogy breaks down there—sprinkles don’t make the ice cream into a healthier food choice.  People doing this kind of workout hop on the equipment or stride out onto the pavement or trail just like the endurance folks, but every so often they put on a burst of speed.  That burst lasts up to a minute and is at a pace that can’t be sustained for longer than that.  Then, when the burst is over, these people go back to their previous pace until their heart rates slow a bit (but not all the way down to normal).  They repeat these intense intervals throughout the workout.  A good ratio to use doing this work is two minutes of recovery between one minute maximum effort bursts.  This kind of workout is better because it burns more calories in the same amount of time and it improves cardio fitness faster because it trains the system to recover.

Many of the exercise classes available at gyms are one of these kinds, although the ones that involve dance give extra bonus points for working on coordination and balance.

Then there are the mind-body workouts, like Pilates and yoga.  These workouts train flexibility, balance, and strength, plus proprioception.  Often, they promote relaxation and other mental well-being.  Some people do this kind of workout exclusively, but I like them mixed in with some other kinds for a more rounded experience.

When it comes to strength-training workouts, it gets a little more complex.  One way to sort strength workouts is by goal.  Endurance workouts use lighter weights and lots of reps to build basic strength.  People starting out begin here and many women stick to this kind of weight workout.  Once those basics are mastered, some people want big muscles and others want to lift the heaviest things.  The former group will lift pretty heavy weights a medium number of times (about 8-10 reps).  The latter group will lift heavy weights in short sets, culminating in a one-rep maximum for each exercise.

Structuring weight workouts for any of those choices can involve something as simple as a list of all the exercises.  People start at the top, do their three sets of each exercise with appropriate rests between, and call it a day.  Circuits spice that up a little; those same exercises are organized so that people do a single set of each and repeat the whole shebang a few times.  They can be more efficient if they are well-constructed because one muscle group can rest while another works (say, if upper body and lower body exercises alternate through the circuit.). 

When I create strength workouts for my clients, I use a circuit variation with cardio intervals.  They are efficient, more interesting than straight lifting, and adaptable.  Cardio exercises get the heart rate up, making the weight lifting more challenging.  At the end, clients have done their sweating and lifting and get the cardio bonus points.