Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Another picture with no relation to the text, but it has a fish on a bench!


Most of us don’t spend a lot of time thinking about brushing our teeth.  We just do it, maybe even half asleep, hair sticking up in all directions, in the semi-darkness of an early morning bathroom when we’re not quite ready to flip the switch on the day.  And, amazingly, over the course of the two minutes or however long we spend, we wake up and find ourselves slightly more refreshed and usually a little minty.

With the exception of the minty part, this is how workouts should be:

•Inevitable.  We’re going to do it.
•Automatic.  We don’t have to do a lot of planning or organizing.  We just get it done.
•Not focused on appearance.  No one is looking at our hair.  Really.
•Invigorating.  We feel better at the end, more awake, more ready to face the rest of life.


I’m sure there’s a way to make workouts minty, but that would be beyond the scope of my ability—y’all can experiment and get back to me on that.

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Casing the Joint


Every body has its issues.  Learning to adapt to those issues helps us not only stay fit, but become more fit.

Take, for example, knee problems.  Once physical therapy is completed and a doctor says it is all right, a person with knee issues can return to working out.  However, he or she might want to keep some things in mind.

• If it hurts, don’t do it.  Yes, this is obvious, but also often ignored.  Seriously.  DON’T DO IT.  I’m not talking about the mild discomfort that comes from working out after a long layoff.  We all know the difference between pain that comes from working out the kinks and the kind that means we are doing damage.  Damage is bad.  Don’t go there.

• Warm up.  The warm-up does not have to be a separate section of the workout, unless a person prefers to do it that way by doing some cardio before starting to lift weights.  (Stretching is best done when the body is at least slightly warm, not first thing.)  Doing the first few sets with lighter weights or gentler range of motion can allow the body to warm up while doing the workout.

• Range of motion is important.  This is one of those places to use good judgment.  Joints that don’t move become stiffer over time.  We need to push, gently, at the edges of our range of motion to ensure that we maintain or increase what we have.  Also, many joints are synovial, which means that they get nutrients not from the blood supply, but from the very act of moving.  Feed the joints!  Bend, bend, bend!

• Pay attention to form and alignment.  A lot of injuries begin with bad form.  Paying attention to proper alignment trains the body in good patterns that strengthen key muscles and promote pain-free movement.

• Joints do not get stronger; muscles do.  People who want injury-resistant knees need to work the quads, hamstrings, adductors, and abductors (although most people should prioritize the last three of those, since we tend to work the quads all the time).


• Don’t forget self-care.  Massage, hot tub, ice, ibuprofen, whatever it takes to make you feel better at the end.

Monday, December 18, 2017

Monday Workout: Twelve Days of Christmas


Yes, it is time for the Dreaded 12-Days-of-Christmas workout.  When I first started doing this workout with clients, it was definitely a killer.  It’s still not easy, but we’ve been doing enough tough workouts that this is truly manageable.  Here’s how it works:  on the first “day,” we do one push press.  Poof!  It’s Day 2!  We do two goblet squats and one push press.  On Day 3 we do three overhead presses, two goblet squats and one push press.  We continue like this until we have completed all twelve days.  Ideally, we rest between days.  Most folks want their first rest after day 5 and then every day after that.  And yes, I do know that this workout contains a total of 42 burpees; our True Love wants us to be very strong and/or tired.  We can do this!


1 push press
2 goblet squats
3 Overhead press
4 1 leg squats each leg
5 deadlifts
6 burpees
7 pushups
8 renegade rows
9 mountain climbers
10 jump lunges
11 kb swings
12 plyojacks