Tomorrow is the official
Hallmark Holiday For Capitalist Celebration of Smug Romance and Conspicuous
Candle Consumption (can you tell I love V-Day a lot???). Being countercultural like I am, I’m in the
mood to write a list of ten exercises and/or pieces of equipment I love more
than roses, chocolate, and bad verse.
1.
Squats. They’re my favorite because they work everything.
2.
Spin
bikes. Also known as mood-enhancers.
3.
Regular
bikes. Like spin bikes, but bonus points
for OUTSIDE!
4.
Mermaid on
the Pilates reformer. It unsquishes
everything that gets squished when I have to sit for a long time.
5.
Swimming. Cardio AND chlorine aromatherapy together!
6.
Pushups. Arms, chest, and core, working together.
7.
Stability
balls. Everything is more fun with a
giant ball.
8.
Foam rollers
and yoga tune-up balls. Unless I manage
to acquire the kind of life where I get a massage every day, I will remain
addicted to these.
9.
Downward
dog. It’s calming, lengthening, and
strengthening, all at once!
10.
Supine arm
twist. It facilitates breathing and only
takes 30 seconds.
Hug your sweetie or your
sweet self and have a lovely day!