Monday Workout: Yes, you will be using your abs today

This week’s workout has slightly fewer exercises in it, so let’s shoot for four or five cycles!  And yes, burpees are back.

1 min cardio
back lunge with knee raise	20
mountain climbers	20
tricep kickback	20
chest press with tabletop legs	20
pretty princesses	10
burpees	10

Friday Book Report: At the Water's Edge

Carl Zimmer writes beautifully.  He has a science brain and a poet’s vocabulary, which makes for lovely, lucid prose.  His book At The Water’s Edge:  Fish With Fingers, Whales With Legs, and How Life Came Ashore but Then Went Back to Sea, in addition to having a very long title, traces the very long story of the evolution of evolutionary thinking, among other things.  Yes, it is about whales and fish and hippos and sea monsters, but it is also about Darwin, and Owen, and their many descendents in the history of ideas.

Complex ideas abound in this book; there is plenty to learn here.  At the same time, it is a pleasure to read because even the most complicated problems are elucidated with intelligence and humor.

I read the book as a fitness book not because of Darwin and his fitness survival program (which would mean something entirely different to him than to those of us in what we call the Fitness Industry), but because it lays out embryonic development.  Embryonic development has a lot to say about how our bodies come to be and why they move as they do.  Some theories of body rely heavily on the organization of embryos and development to elaborate how we learn to sense ourselves, relate to our environment, and, finally, move around.  The book didn’t turn out to have a lot to say that was directly relevant to my kind of fitness concerns, but I learned a lot and that is good and useful.

Short version:  if you like fossils, marine mammals, and smart writing, this is a great book for you.

Because we all need some Bill and Ted

Socrates, philosopher and savior of Bill and Ted (“He loves baseball…”), instructed us to know ourselves.  He probably wasn’t thinking about fitness at the time, but you never know:  the Greeks did invent the Olympics.

With Halloween behind us and stress-inducing holidays ahead of us, Socrates’s words might come in handy as preventives.  We need to think about how we handle all those celebrations.  Not how we want to, not at first, but how we actually do.  This might mean facing the fact that we are likely to eat half a pie furtively hiding in the kitchen doing dishes to avoid the home movies.  Or that the most important item on the grocery list for the family gathering is vodka.

Then we get to think about what we get out of whatever coping technique we have chosen.  In the first example, we get both escape and clean dishes.  In the second, what we get might range from boldness to forgetfulness to assault and battery.  Some of those things might be more desirable than others.

Finally, we get to apply what we know about ourselves to figure out what alternative coping techniques will get us what we want, like, for example, getting the kids to do the dishes while we head outside for a nice long run far from yet another movie of younger selves waving in uncomfortable clothes.

We can survive.  We can even thrive.

Execution (or just vintage handcuffs)

I love planning.  And office supplies.  What’s not to like about a lovely color-coded list, cross-referenced with a calendar, with boxes to tick with a special pen?  Whatever motivates me (or us) is fine.

The catch is:  we have to do the things.  The best plan won’t work if we don’t actually get off our behinds and get stuff done.  So yes, let’s plan, but let’s also execute.

Then we can cross items off and experience progress.

A wave made of sticks in the rain...

Go outside and play.  I know.  It might be wet out there, or cold, or windy.  Find your jacket.  Buy one, if you don’t have a decent one.

Working out in the gym is awesome.  I love it.  But we need to get out into the world from time to time.  We have to take advantage of what natural light we can find at this time of year.  We have to breathe real air that hasn’t been processed and recirculated.

It’s good for the body and better for the brain.  Also, outside has puddles for splashing.

Monday workout: body weight

This week’s workout is all body weight exercises!  Hooray!  Do three rounds.

40 opposite knees

20 squats

20 punches

side plank (w/rotation)

plank

20 deep lunges

10 pushups

10 femur arcs

10 chest lifts

10 obliques

Friday Book Report: Papillon

The latest selection in Andrew Luck’s book club for adults is Papillon by Henri Charriere.  (Andrew Luck makes this qualify as fitness reading.  Also, extreme endurance events in the plot.)  The book is a memoir written by a man sentenced to life imprisonment in French Guyana.  He attempts multiple escapes, eventually succeeding and going on to live out his life in Venezuela.

This was not my favorite book.  Much of it reads too much like fiction, and some of it like the kind of fantasy a horny con would come up with.  The exploits are exciting, the prisons are horrible, and the characters are colorful.  They just don’t seem all that real and thus are less compelling.  Maybe I would like it better if I were a male.  Or if I saw the movie with Steve McQueen.

Verdict:  Give this one a miss.